Mammoth Meme

...tagged from the Mothership - thanks!

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Renee's Gourmet Parmesan Caesar

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Pizza Pizza

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Terra without kids; Unionville Arms with kids.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Usually around 15% but 20% if service is excellent, sort of proportional to the amount of wine we've had.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Lasagna

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Excel Peppermint

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Don't know how to paste it, but a branch with raindrops. Don't know how it got there.


Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Four, but only three being used.

BIOLOGY

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Probably my eyes. All four of them.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Other than teeth and babies, no. Oh, a couple of moles. Too much information?

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell. I won't elaborate.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Probably in high school. I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so it helps.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Probably 28 lb Giselle. I do that about a thousand times a day.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No, but passed out and ended up looking up at the plumbing under the sink in my hospital washroom just after Liam was born. Nurse didn't stay with me when she should have. Ian was unimpressed.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Very real.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. You'd think I would have one picked out after growing up with a name so popular there were always at least 2 others in every class. I've always liked the name Sydney.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Fuschia.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably, but I likely chose to forget it.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not yet, but I'm related to someone who has. Does that count?

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Possibly, but I'd have to have a few martinis just before.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yeah, with a few less martinis required.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. NO.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. That's a toughie.

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Don't think so.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Would try, but probably wouldn't make it through.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Never.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. A year might be tough. If Grey's Anatomy were cancelled, maybe.

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Yes. Never been on it.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Grocery shopping list, spare change, tissue.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Loved it! Don't hold it against me.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both. We're ripping out the carpet once the kids are older.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Still young enough to stand thank goodness.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I guess I already do.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. About 9 pairs; 2 really cheap ones for the gym, the rest varying degrees of dressiness (jewelled, leather etc.) Always in search of the perfect flip flop.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. About 10 years ago got a speeding ticket in a 40 zone going about 60 on the way to work. Note that it was a school zone, but I've never seen students there. Went to city hall to plead no contest and have fine reduced. Cop gave me instructions as I was so green.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Do I have to grow up?

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. Met a blog buddy for the first time today and had a blast.

Q: Last person you called?
A. My mom. Spoke to her 5 times today.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Kitchen.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Have another spa day.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. The Holiday.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Yup.

I tag Dina, Chrissy and Jill. Have fun!