I copied this one from my Canadian Island friend Chrissy. I googled my name and "needs" to see what would pop up, and listed the first 13 items that made sense (or at least, came close). With a common name, I wasn't too surprised to see that this meme/list had done before by other Karens, but it was still a funny exercise. Here we go, with my commentary:
Karen needs to grow up – do I have to?
Karen needs a new job – probably, with my spending habits.
Karen needs to have full carbohydrate and be well hydrated – constantly. That's why I'm always going to Tim's for my coffee and Timbit. Should start picking up some of those Crystal light mixes to put in my water bottle. Always thought they were a crazy idea until I tried one.
Karen needs more CS training – to go back and confront all the bad salespeople I’ve been dealing with lately, no doubt.
Karen needs to stay – sane? Normal? Cool? Or maybe just stay.
Karen needs a man – I’ve got one already, but thanks for the offer.
Karen needs to find a cave to live in –good idea – need somewhere to hide a few times a day!
Karen needs to get herself a new blog – I’ve been thinking about it, but can barely keep up with this one.
Karen needs to finish her thesis – been there, done that, thank you very much!
Karen needs to learn the basics of spending and budgeting –amen to that! Google knows me well LOL!
Karen needs to learn how to cue and she also needs to give some consideration to her audience in terms of setup time – 5 minute warnings don't really work well in our household. I probably do need more help in this department!
Karen needs a facial – spaaaaaaah, that sounds lovely.
Karen needs to wear her school uniform when she attacks … ummmm, I could go places with this one, but I don't think I will!