Now that there is no daycare, and work all of a sudden ramps up (how's that for Murphy's), what's a good mother to do to keep her girlie occupied?
1/ Get the girl McDonalds for lunch;
2/ Buy her a crawling Pinkie Pie ;
3/ Bake a cake with her;
4/ Bake sugar cookies with her;
5/ Let her eat said sugar cookies after McD's;
6/ Cave in and buy her prepackaged snack size Fruit loops;
7/ Let her eat said Fruit Loops, yes, after the sugar cookies, after McDonalds;
8/ Let her finger paint;
9/ Let her mess up the family room with Play Doh;
10/Let her eat cake decorations (sugar sprinkles) on their own;
11/ Let her eat a small bowl of Lays potato chips;
12/ Let her replay the "Ratatouille" DVD for the third time in two days in the hope that she'd nap. Note to self: sugar rush = no sleep for what feels like the next 10 hours.
13/ Let her Daddy put her to bed; lucky for him she passed out before her usual bedtime.
I think this work gig is suiting someone just fine ...