Celebration, Madonna's new single, was playing on the radio.
"How old is Madonna, Mom?", asked the boy from the backseat. At least he knows she's still alive.
"I think she's 51 this year. She's got four kids, I think the youngest are babies she adopted from Malawi."
"Wow, they're lucky kids! And can you imagine, when they're teenagers their Mom will be in her 60's!!!"
"Well, Madonna isn't your average 51 year old. She'll probably look like she's forty-something when she's that age."
"Yeah, probably. Do you think she's had plastic surgery?"
"I'd say she likely has, but it's very subtle."
"Yeah. Not so obvious. I mean, look at Joan Rivers. She's definitely got buttocks on HER face!"
I almost drove off the road.