Thursday, August 27, 2009

Musical Musings Part 2

Celebration, Madonna's new single, was playing on the radio.

"How old is Madonna, Mom?", asked the boy from the backseat. At least he knows she's still alive.

"I think she's 51 this year. She's got four kids, I think the youngest are babies she adopted from Malawi."

"Wow, they're lucky kids! And can you imagine, when they're teenagers their Mom will be in her 60's!!!"

"Well, Madonna isn't your average 51 year old. She'll probably look like she's forty-something when she's that age."

"Yeah, probably. Do you think she's had plastic surgery?"

"I'd say she likely has, but it's very subtle."

"Yeah. Not so obvious. I mean, look at Joan Rivers. She's definitely got buttocks on HER face!"

I almost drove off the road.

15 comments:

Melisa with one S said...

That is HILARIOUS! And who knows? Maybe she does have BUTTOCKS on her face for real? You never know with that one.

Kori said...

hahahahahhahha, that is the funniest thing!

Heidi said...

OMG too funny! I totally agree about the Joan Rivers description.
Hus and I also have music in common. Being that I met him here in Vermont, I was lucky he didn't listen to country.

Tooj said...

Is that where they get it from???? I need to read up on my plastic surgery. LOL Your son knows more than me....obviously.

Jill said...

hahahahaha!

p.s. Madonna's new single is called Celebration? Like the single she released in the 80s? Isn't that cheating to use the same song title twice?

LceeL said...

O know it's an old joke - but if she gets one more face lift, she's gonna hafta shave.

And I wonder what the comment before me says.

Jenny86753oh9 said...

Bwah!!!! That is awesome! I'm totally using that next time I get the chance to say botox!

Kami's Khlopchyk said...

Oh my word, he is hilarious! And also, right. She looks nasty.

Kim said...

Hysterical.. I nearly shot water out my nose.. hahaha

MrsSki said...

That is hilarious...kids truly say the darndest things!

Tara R. said...

Bwahaha! I say he's closer to being right. *snort*

Caron said...

The functions of the female reproductive sex organs and the life-long consequences of hysterectomy, including shortened vagina, loss of physical sexual sensation, personality change, loss of creativity and vitality, bone joint and muscle pain, profound loss of energy and stamina, loss of short-term memory, blunting of emotions, reclusiveness, irritability, heart disease, and osteoporosis.

bernthis said...

leave it to a kid to say it like it is. whenever I want the real truth, I just ask a child.

Ginaagain said...

Buttocks?? Oh my! Your boy is hilarious.

Mrs4444 said...

Oh, MAN! What a funny kid :)

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